We're sorry. Okay? We're sorry it's taken us so long. Blame JC. If he hadn't gone to Europe, we'd be in our sexual quoting climax, alas, right now we didn't get off, and we are the quoting equivalent of blueballed right now. With no quotes being invented that whole week, we are just not even thinking straight right now. It's probably because we're looking at animal genetals. Any who, here is a few quotes:
"Last time someone said knock on wood somebody punched me in the face."
--George Washington
"Are you gay? Then you'll love the shakeweight!"
--Ad
"You know... The Fortress of Solitude gets lonely sometimes..."
--Superman's pick-up line
"Its time to make a stand against polio...oh wait."
--FDR
"I love teaching the children their ABC's."
--Michael Jackson
"I need advice... How do I tell Helen I gave her syphilis?"
--Anne Sullivan
"Hey Patrick Swayze! I know you dead and all, and Imma let you finish, but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year!!"
--Kanye West
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