The Wombats Farewell Tour

This is the end, of the end, of the end. This is our final frontier, our final frontal shot, ladies and gentlemen, our farewell tour so to speak. We tried to get the Hell's Angels to work security but apparently it is rather expensive to have innocent people beaten severely; unless you call the cops, that is.

"My only regret is that the crime wasn't perpetrated by MC Hammer, at least he would have known he can't touch this."
--Judge, Michael Jackson Molestation Trial

"Atlantis: An incredibly technological world brought down by its technological avarice and sunken to the bottom of the great Neptunian sea."
--Plato's Thoughts on Japan

"Dude, shaking it more than twice is just playing with yourself."
--George Michael

"Some people say I look like Ray Charles, but neither of us sees the resemblance."
--Stevie Wonder

"Ooooh! I've never been stabbed like that before! Et TU BRUTE!(Lisp)"
--New Gay Musical "Julius Caesar: From Fags to Riches"

"IT'S A MAP!!! OUR PHASERS CAN'T REPEL MEXICANS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!!!"
--Admiral Ackbar on Illegal Immigration

"Cookies! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!"
--Donald Trump's Hair

"You have a question, and I have an answer;
Skip-diddly-do, you've got cancer."
--Dr. Seuss, MD.

"I can't believe I'm going to ride on an airship, it's going to go down like the...uh..."
--Hindenburg Passenger

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"We have quoted through rain and sun, night and day; we will quote until the day we die, and for a few days after. We have fed you alot of information, most of which is outright false, so with that in mind we have decided to say goodbye with one real piece of knowledge: Don't believe everything you read, especially if it is in quotations."
-Cocky Rhis, Fax Mench, and Lyin' Bree; The Unquoted Speakers