Sometimes people die. Don't be alarmed, but also don't be aroused. Scratch that, it's okay if you're aroused, it's a natural part of life. Today we were pleasantly surprised to find out that our fagulous..oops Freudian slip...fabulous english teacher actually let us keep the quote the way it is, go figure the quote we put up concerning the death of Mama Cass would be suitable for Professor Fairy's high expectations. But, I digress. Where were we?? Oh yeah, people die. You're gonna' die, I'm gonna' die, and I'll probably die after you, holding the gun that took out your left temple...We've dedicated todays quotes to dead people and the things they probably didn't say as they were dying, or what they might say before they die, but probably not.
"Almost there"
--Elvis Presley
"This shotgun isn't loaded"
--Kurt Cobain
"He's a tiny man, with a tiny mustache, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
--Joseph Goldstein
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
--Harvey Milk (Crazy Fag wrote that one)
"I give great head, but this is ridiculous."
--Marie Antoinette
"That's a huge dick!"
--Captain Ahab
"I'm not usually a gambling man, but this plane looks pretty sturdy."
--John Denver
"This heroin tastes funny..."
--Jimi Hendrix
"I'm pretty sure I just died."
--Keith Richards
"No, I'm Spartacus."
--Spartacus
"I'm no doctor, but I don't think I should take the whole bottle, Doctor."
--Heath Ledger
"Heart attacks are for faggots!"
--Jerry Falwell
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