Thursday, October 14, 2010

Giving blood and grabing your junk

To any of you who donated blood today I hope you know the consequences of your actions. The donation of your blood might result in more minorities living. Actually, Bryan and I donated because we're awesome, although Bryan asked the woman not to give his blood to any negroes. Max didn't give blood today but will when he can. Basically, if you didn't give blood, you just aren't patriotic, or lacking all humanity, or incredibly homosexual. Like, people who don't give blood are just gay. Incredibly gay. Do they just not care that people are dying because they are so incredibly homosexual? No, probably not. Anyway, here's a real quote from 3rd period, and more will come later:

"Just bring your junk to my backyard and someone will grab it."
--JC

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