We know what you're thinking, yes, the title of this post is a double meaning (If you don't get it, try to spell coming phonetically). As far as taking half a month off we'd like to quote our respective assorted uncle's and other family members: "STOP CRYING AND SUCK IT UP!" (also something Crocker says all the time) Good, now that we have that out of the way we'd also like to put this forth, we're sorry for the break, everybody needs a vacation, even drug dealers. We understand you can't go long without us, also like drug dealers, and for depriving you of your "crack" we are sorry. So lets get this show on the road... Homo. (Had to put it in there somewhere)
"Such a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky..."
--Pilot stationed at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941
"You'd be amazed! Bleach can clean just about anything..."
--Ted Bundy
"I thought about being veterinarian when I was a kid, I just love dogs!"
--David Berkowitz
"Who said clowns were scary!?"
--John Wayne Gacy Jr.
"Last guy I told to knock on wood punched me in the face!"
--George Washington
"You didn't know I was an artist? I have one of my paintings right above my oven"
--Adolf Hitler
"Define 'statutory'"
--John Mayer
"Hey man, do I have something on my face?"
--Charles Manson
"Magic Johnson ain't got nothing ON ME!!!"
--Freddie Mercury
"True knowledge only exists in knowing that Aristotle's mom wants to Σ my Δ"
--Socrates
"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
--Ron Jeremy
"This water tastes sooooo good!"
--Michael Phelps
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