Nazis!

We haven't written a blog in the last few days because we've been really busy, and in the words of Hitler, "suck it up". And, much like Hitler when he said this, I'm also pantsless. Don't think the quotes haven't been coming as fast or as strong as they were - they have been, and believe me, there are things said in the midst of conversation that could potentially make Hellen Keller cry. The quotes the last few days have had all the intensity of a Mel Gibson drunken rage, or a Richard Simpson work-out video, or a Hasslehoff homemade video, so we obviously don't blame Tinkerbell for censoring them. We just lack the drive to write em on here, or let's face it, some days we have work to do. In 3rd period we do a lot: Write a quote, write the lesson plan, change the background on the desktop, write something under the screen, change the screensaver, make runs to Kroger, dust his unicorn statue, and occasionally grade a quiz or two. That's a lot to keep up with so we're sorry if we don't update the blog every day... And apparently we can't use any pope quotes on the whiteboard, apparently the pope is in his 5th period class. But, we make fun of jews all the time and last tuesday we drew a picture of the prophet Muhammed under the projector screen...with a moustache, sinners be damned, so forgive us if we're a little confused as to why the pope is a subject that we have to tiptoe around. Tiptoe...tiptoe...I could make a Stephen Hawkings joke... Enjoy:

"(on phone) Yeah... No... No, they would let me change my name to Goebbles... or Himmler... or Adolf"
--Pope Benedict XVI

"So I killed a female deer last night and mounted and stuffed it. And then I took her to the taxidermist."
--Teddy Roosevelt

"Hey honey, can you make me a sandwich?"
--Chris Brown

"I'm about to drop more coin on this game than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter."
--Charles Barkley

"The sex is so good, prostitutes pay me."
--The Situation

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall... What was I saying? And what are the names of my kids?"
--Ronald Reagan

"I'd like to announce that I am... wheeling for President again."
--FDR

"I have a confession to make. I did in fact bet on the Reds... Not the Cincinnati Reds, I bet on the Soviets to win the Cold War."
--Pete Rose

"Mary, I've told you this before. We're in the middle of a war! I need to see a play like I need a bullet in the head."
--Abe Lincoln

"Well, I can't eat m&m's anymore, but on the bright side I found a new way to masturbate!"
--Jesus Christ


On another note: We're having the Rave to Cure Epilepsy this Sunday no matter which Sunday that might be. "We'll have epilepsy shaking in it's little boots"