Quote me harder!!

Good afternoon minions, how are you all? I hope you all had, in the words of a certain teacher, a "faaaaaaaabuloussssssssssssss tuesday!!". (Tuesday as we all know is the gayest day of the week) So we've been doing our bios on the board (every word is true by the way) and haven't had anything rejected. We've gotten a few "really??"'s, but nothing censor worthy. I hope you all had the pleasure of seeing "There will be blood" on the board. Probably not, as your teacher is a gay man. Also, we've really taken a liking to writing WOMBATS on the board for no real reason. Just because we can I guess. Anyway, enjoy the quotes.
... By the way, you all can comment on here without having a blogspot. In fact, please do it.

"We have everything you want in a college; a beautiful campus, small classes, and tall bridges."
--Rutgers University

"There is no 'I' in team, but there is one in Dictatorship"
--Joseph Stalin

"Virginia Tech: Home of the highest rated marksmen program in the country!"
--Dean Tom Brown

"Fine by me, I wanted her to get an abortion anyway"
--Abraham

"Columbine High School: Emo-rock not allowed!"
--Official Motto (translated from latin)

"And this year's winner is... (opens envelope)... Anne Frank!!"
--Hide & Seek World Championship 1945

"I've gotta get something off my chest... We weren't actually promised anything, I just wanted to leave because I'm not a cat person"
--Moses

"I'm sorry honey, but if it makes you feel better she gave terrible dome"
--Bill Clinton