So if you all didn't know this, Lionel Richie is huge in the MIddle East. It makes sense, ever heard his song, "All night Long (I'm killing infidels)". SO we went that direction and made muslim love songs in honor of Lionel Richie. And then we kept that up by making love songs for all religions. Enjoy:
"I can see your ankles and it feels so right.
Let me take off your bhurka and rock your world tonight"
--Muslim Love song
"I wanna talk... to your burning bush...
Lemme part your C"
--Jewish Love song
"Baby, I've found your promised land and seen the light.
I'm David, you're Goliath and I'm taking you down tonight"
--Jewish Love song
"I'm gonna give it to you
And it's gonna be great.
You thought I'd only last a day
And I went for 8."
--Jewish Love songs
"I'm drilling you tonight"
--Muslim Love song
"Baby, I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you you you, and you too."
--Morman Love song
"I love you so much, but
Everyone says that I'm the fool.
But lemme pick you up tonight,
From your elementary school."
--Catholic Love song
"I wanna die and be brought back inside of you"
--Hindu Love song
