Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Bloggin' on home

I'd like to dedicate this blog post to all the innocent lives that were lost in the explosion of the death star... Anyways, so apparently Neil Patrick Harris had shit to do today and we, the immaculate, impregnable, and austere aides (you don't know what any of those adjectives mean, do you?) were left alone in the room the entire time. Chaos ensued. And by chaos, I mean hilarity. For instance, you should've seen the background we put on the fag's computer. However, we, the second most glorious aides in history (second only to Magic Johnson's) would also like to dedicate this blog to a cause. That cause is the reinstatement of the politically correct usage of the word "gay". We are tired of this fine adjective being used in a derogatory sense, and henceforth, the term "gay" shall be a synonym for awesome; also, if you prefer, it is ok to say gay spelled "geigh" or "ghey". That being said, I hope you geighboys have a fabulous day. ALSO, IT'S NOT GAY TO ERASE OUR QUOTES, AND THAT'S FROM MR. CROCKER HIMSELF. IF YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS GIVE HIM/HER HELL! (I'm countin' on you Pancho)

**Also, we're gonna try something new on here, and if it doesn't work out then we'll stop. Now announcing: The Crocker desktop backgrounds that were too terrible to put up!! Enjoy this picture

"Ladies and Gentlemen, do not believe the hype! Please do drink the Kool-Aid..."
--Jim Jones

"You guys hear that Charles Manson was obsessed with the Beatles? What a freak!"
--Mark David Chapman

"YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME LEAD!?!?"
--Anne Frank

"... After you open your back door... I'm sorry Dave, you just turn me on..."
--HAL 9000

"You would not believe how many people try to send me Jackhammers as presents..."
--Kevin Spacey

"Dude! Homophobia is so gay!"
--George Michael

"Surfing's never gonna catch on in Indonesia, I think they've seen enough big waves."
--(Insert wordly surfing enthusiast here)

"Hey, Petie, do I have something on my face?"
--John F.

"It would appear we have different interpretations of the phrase 'Love Tap'."
--Chris Brown

"...so if you just say it with an '-ah' instead of an '-er' you should be fine."
--MLK Jr.

"I could use a haircut..."
--Britney Spears

"This statement is a phallic symbol"
--Sigmund Freud

"We just arrested a man for having sex with a mare for a second time. I guess he couldn't take 'neigh' for an answer."
--John Winthrop

"Define teenage."
--R. Kelly

"Whoa there... Hate is a strong word."
--Hitler

"I hate it when he goes down on me... mostly because of the splinters."
--Martha Washington

"Lemme tell you, there are absolutely wonderful showers in Rwanda... those people know how to cleanse."
--Don Cheadle

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