So today we wrote a quote on the board from Lou Ferrigno's wife. But we didn't write "Lou Ferrigno's wife". We wrote "Carla Ferrigno". Two completely different ways to say the same thing. And by now, you're wondering, "Who the hell is Lou Ferrigno?", well, suffice me to say, that's the beauty of the joke. Odds are, only 3 out of 147 kids will get this esoteric reference. Add that to the number who know what esoteric means, and you won't even need to take off your shoes. But can we write it?? Noooooooo. Our english teacher, George Michael, made us take it down, saying that even if one of his students took offense to a domestic abuse joke, he could be fired. But the quote had moxie and subtlety that people lack in today's world, and we here at TUQS applaud that, so we dedicated the whole day's entry to Sweet Lou.
"(Covers eye and cries) I hate it when he's angry!" -Carla Ferrigno
"The best thing about being married to a panda: no one notices the black eyes...and you get to fuck a panda! -Lou Ferrigno
"What?? We were only playing with Hulk Hands..."
-Lou Ferrigno
"Anyone who makes fun of my purple pants has it coming as far as I'm concerned"
--Lou Ferrigno
"Sorry officer, I swear she looked just like She-hulk."
--Lou Ferrigno
"This is a serious topic... and I want to assure you that if you've ever been hurt by domestic abuse, then somebody's been doing their job right."
-- Lou Ferrigno
"You wouldn't like me when you're not in the kitchen."
--Lou Ferrigno
"No need to fret, sir. I turn green when I'm mad... and she turns black and blue."
--Lou Ferrigno
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