Senior quotes

TUQS is facing a crisis as of late. The last two days our quotes have been accepted. This turn of events is about as unexpected as walking into third period and seeing Liberace in a threesome with Lance Bass and, well, Liberace. We might have to start writing incredibly awful quotes just so we can put something on here. I'm not complaining, you've probably heard me say before that our quotes need to be shared with the world, and not just 10th graders. Today's Charles Lindbergh quote was beautiful, and if you didn't get it then I don't recommend living in the great depression - you just wouldn't get the humor. And I could make more jokes about kidnapping and killing babies, but I think I should wait for when I'm in the same room as Max to do that - his presence inspires baby killing, it's why we run a jewish abortion clinic called "Bun in the Oven". So I think I'd rather share the list of senior quotes I passed over. In no particular order:

"It's about to go down like a priest on an altar boy"
--Lil Wayne

"... ... ... ... ... .......... ... .... .... ... .. ....."
--Terri Schiavo

"Your pile of cocaine smells funny"
--George W. Bush

"Hey Jaquan, go get me a... Awww fuck"
--Abe Lincoln

"Doing amphetamines is like hating jews. It was okay back in the 40's when everyone was doing it. Difference is, nobody would ever elect a pope on amphetamines."
--Leo Tolstoy

"People mock me, but it's always been my dream to win the Nobel Peace Prize."
--Adolf Hitler

"It's really hard to wank it on an empty stomach."
--Ghandi

"He's in a better place now... with Xenu"
--John Travolta

"(Whispers to Jefferson) Does Hamilton know he brought a water pistol?"
--George Washington

"... It's actually russian for Syphilis"
--David Duchovny